Last Updated: June 3, 2026

Terms and Conditions

Please read these Terms and Conditions carefully before using the ThirstyPenguin website or utilizing our services.

1. Welcome to ThirstyPenguin

By browsing our website, watching our videos, or opting into our material, you agree to these basic rules. ThirstyPenguin is a brand operated by Halal Social Boost LLC, and all of our official communications and services are delivered under the ThirstyPenguin name.

2. Our Service Guarantee

We stand behind the quality of our growth programs. Unlike standard agencies, our programs include specific, performance-based results guarantees. The exact terms, qualifications, and refund or payout structures of our guarantee are formally outlined in our individual Client Service Agreements. Any examples or case studies shown on this website illustrate what is possible when fully executing our system, but your specific results will be governed by the official contract we sign together.

3. Appointments & Bookings

When booking a consultation or strategy call through our website calendars, you agree to provide accurate and current contact details. We want to make sure every call is highly valuable, so we reserve the right to cancel or reschedule appointments if the information provided is incomplete or inaccurate.

4. Intellectual Property

All content, branding, logos, videos, graphics, and text on this website belong to us. You are welcome to watch and learn from our material, but you may not copy, reproduce, or distribute our proprietary content without our explicit written permission.

5. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Halal Social Boost LLC and its brand ThirstyPenguin shall not be liable for any direct or indirect damages resulting from your use of our website videos, free strategies, or public content.